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23rd Dec 2016

The HerFamily Alternative ’12 Days Of Christmas’ Just For YOU Our Amazing Readers

Sophie White

12 days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
a sperm to inseminate ME!

On the second day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the third day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the fourth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the fifth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms

and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the sixth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the seventh day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the eighth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 Birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the ninth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
9 minutes of romancing
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the tenth day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
10 Breasts a Leaking
9 minutes of romancing
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the eleventh day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
11 toddlers Toddling
10 breasts a Leaking
9 minutes of romancing
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.

On the first day of Christmas…
my true love sent to me:
12 rice Cakes Crumbling
11 toddlers Toddling
10 Breasts a Leaking
9 minutes of romancing
8 pumps a Milking
7 blackout blinds for dimming
6 nerves a fraying
5 ba-by Slings
4 calling herds
3 birth Plans
2 morning voms
and a sperm to inseminate ME.