Nine brutally honest truths about ‘holidays’ when you become a parent
Get ready…
7 years ago
Expectations vs Reality
Expectations vs Reality: 10 truths about pregnancy every woman needs to know
It’s not like the movies…
8 years ago
Expectation V Reality: 5 absolute TRUTHS about Christmas Day with kids
8We all have big expectations when it comes to Christmas… The pressure to create impossibly perfect, magical memories for our adorable little loin fruits is pretty big, but then what happens when the little f*ckers don’t play the game? Expectation vs Reality: 5 TRUTHS about christmas morning with kids Expectation: They’re going to have us […]
8 years ago
Thinking about inking: Am I too old for my first tattoo?
So, last December I had a birthday. I turned. Oh God I can’t say it. Ugh, okay… I turned thirty-five. I had such a bad reaction to my birthday that everyone kept asking me if it was ‘the big one?’. Eh no! Now feck off. People always think I’m older. I can’t figure out if […]
9 years ago
10 Epic Lies I Told Myself About Motherhood Pre-Baby
Pre-baby you may have all kinds of plans and notions about what motherhood will be like. I gleaned a lot of my information from other peoples’ social media accounts and Hollywood romcoms which should tell you enough about just how ‘prepared’ I was for the total shitstorm of love and, well, actual shit that was […]
10 years ago
10 things I say I’ll do at bedtime (NONE of which have EVER happened)
Do you go to bed every night full of plans and new leafs and good intentions? Me too. It’s completely exhausting. I finish every day planning how tomorrow (always ‘tomorrow’) I’m going to crack this whole ‘being a person’ thing. I’m going to organise the linen cupboard and throw out any knickers that predate my […]
11 years ago