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05th Jul 2015

8 Total BOOBS Who Should’ve Put Sunblock On (And Paid The Price!)

Sophie White

After enjoying one of our best stretches of “weather” in living memory (two days counts right?) I’ve come to accept that, as a heavily pregnant and very bovine individual, perhaps I am not entirely suited to hot weather.

Neither, unfortunately, is The Child who has been in a state of sticky, crankiness since the sun came out to play. The sunblock battle of 2016 will live on in my memory as one of the most frustrating and slippery times of my life. Still though it has to be done especially if you don’t want to wind up like any of these absolute jokers.

1. The Neopolitian never looked so gross

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2. The reverse swimming cap

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3. V is for v-neck…and VILE!

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4. “Holy sunburn, Batman!”

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5. Another reason to hate Crocs

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6. Gimme five

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7. The dreaded snack ‘n’ nap

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8. This guy. Wins. At. Life.

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