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14th August 2015
01:55pm BST

2. Morning lie-in attempts look a lot like this...
3. No scrap of food is safe from his insatiable appetite.
4. You're liable to be 'attacked' with cuddles at any moment. Toddler-love can be a tad aggressive, strongly reminiscent of wild animal attacks.
5. They're adorable, but deadly. Don't believe me? Change a toddler nappy lately? My one's a fan of curries... I'll say no more.
6. They're super mischievous...
7. If you ever look too relaxed, they'll be right over.
8. What I imagine 'three under three' feels like...
9. They're playful little scamps, though they don't know their own strength, my one gives a mean head butt that leaves me reeling and him totally unfazed.
10. If in doubt a banana will cure most toddler issues... (or rice cakes... or milk... or what the hell just give him the crisps he wants – whatever it takes)
Oh but the cuddles make everything worthwhile...

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