10 things

Welcome to Hell…morning.

6 years ago

Being the parent to a spirited, loving and mischievous toddler human is truly fun. The parents of toddlers can expect lots of gorgeous leg-hugs, snotty kisses, jam-coated hugs and a constant soundtrack of giggles. However, there is the odd drawback to shepherding your toddler human around the world. They can be somewhat unreasonable; they have […]

6 years ago

I often get asked about how my son is sleeping. And by ‘often’ I mean there’s barely a single person, from distant relatives to women on the bus, who doesn’t check in with me frequently about the sleeping ‘problem’. In my paranoid, tired state I can’t help but detect a hint of schadenfreude in their […]

6 years ago

I’m too tired to discipline today. This is how I feel quite a lot of the time. Also discipline is really haaaaaaaard *adopts whiny voice*. The Child is such a little imp, anytime I try to do my stern voice he amps up the cute or starts pulling funny faces – he thinks he’s hilarious […]

7 years ago

Okay, I have a sneaking suspicion that I’m going to be really good at potty training. It’s based on nothing beyond the fact that I go to the loo quite well myself and also I haven’t had anything regarding this whole parenting thing just go my way right off the bat, so I feel like […]

7 years ago

Nothing is the same.

7 years ago