Fail to prepare, prepare to fail.
And by fail, we mean get hit full force in the face by parenthood.
So time to toughen up, mums and dads to be...at least that's according to this New Zealand dad blogger.
He has created a series of 30-second mini tutorials to give parents a hint of what it's like physically to have children and we think it is not only very relatable but extremely funny.
Jordan Watson uploads his 'How to DAD' videos to YouTube with some comical instructions on how to raise kids.
His latest offering is stepping on kids toys.
Get those feet practicing, mums and dads!
