So we all know that man + cute baby = slightly hotter man.
It’s a weird equation but one that I’ve got the evidence to back up. Once we had a child, I observed The Man fending off female advances where ever he went with the baby in tow. It must be an evolutionary thing. Rather than spying a man with a baby and assuming he’s taken by another human, instead we see potential for procreation as the baby essentially proves that not only is this mammal capable of reproduction but is also willing to stick around and help to raise his progeny. It’s Darwinian.
Thus pre-baby we always found Ryan Reynolds pretty hot, but now throw a baby into the mix and our ovaries skip a beat every time we see him. Even a baby-related apparatus will do, like in this hilarious video that’s currently doing the rounds showing Reynolds assembling an Ikea cot *sigh*.
The fact that he’s totally crap at building the Hensvik makes it even more adorbs.
His ensuing call to customers services is brilliant.
When asked to explain what the problem is, he replies:
“Besides a slow descent into alcoholism, I’m just really having trouble finding all the screws and the pieces that go with it, I mean there’s gotta be over 100,000 pieces that came with it. I’m just wondering if there’s a representative, or five, that could come over and make this happen for me.”
