She did not hold back.
A mum has shared a brutally honest post about parents who say that they don’t let their kids eat processed foods.
Chelsea O’Connor took to Facebook to share her very not-safe-for-work thoughts about parents who claim to only let their children eat vegetables and say they have them in bed by 7pm every night.
The mum-of-two is of the opinion that the above is nothing to brag about and that people who say they do these things are “lying bastards.”
Read on if you’re at all intrigued by what Chelsea has to say, but be warned, there’s a lot of curses in there.
She writes:
“’I never let my kids eat processed foods.’
“Oh piss off Paula you lying Bastard! After a week of 3 School Runs a day, plus the ‘I forgot my banana on the stairs Mum!!’ re-run before you eventually turn up for Work, looking like something a Fucking Cat Dragged in, you reach for those Chicken Twatting Nuggets, Chips and Beans on a Friday Night like we all do!”
See, we told you she didn’t hold back.
Chelsea goes on:
“’My Kids are in bed by 7pm every Night.’
“Really Susan?? REALLY?? Because my little C*nts were swinging from the Curtains like Fucking Spider Monkeys every night last week until 8:30pm when they eventually shut the fuck up and went to sleep. Fuck off Susan ya lying twunt and put your Piriton Syringe away ya cheating fuck stick!”
She has certainly made her point anyway.
The post goes on like this for a while with more curses and even more examples of the “bullshit” that parents seem to lie about all the time.
When things finally start to wind down, Chelsea says that of course children should be allowed to have chicken nuggets from time to time.
As she says, “they’re children!”
She also informs mums who might be worrying about their parenting skills that they’re doing a great job and that they should continue to “make the fucking nuggets.”
She says:
“Utilise the iPads so you can maybe hear the voices in your head again. Let them knacker themselves out playing TMNT upstairs on the C*nting Curtains until they flake out, and let them have a treat.
“Let them steal the cookies from the cupboard and let them be Fucking proud of it!”
