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16th March 2016
04:24pm GMT

2. Everyone wants your attention All. The. Time.
I know! It's exhausting being that person the universe revolves around!
3. Crazy fans follow you to the bathroom
Seriously, you creeps; let me pee in peace.
4. If you say something you wish you could take back, prepare to have it repeated to you for all eternity
"Clearly, what I really meant, was...."
5. Someone is always screaming your name
See point #2 above....
6. You are permanently that little bit out of touch with reality
ISIS? Cheryl Whatshername? Sorry; I have places to go (creche, mostly. Or Tesco) and people to see (doctor, dentist, the dry-cleaners...)
7. You can't go anywhere without a full entourage
Invited somewhere? My crew comes too.
8. Sometimes there is a different person in your bed every night. Sometimes even two
When you're popular, you're popular. What can I say...
9. You never arrive on time for anything, ever
Eh, the traffic.... the au pair... (*blames everyone else)
10. You wish everyone would have more respect for your privacy
Please, can I just eat this meal without someone coming up to me asking me to sign (read: colour in) something?!
11. Your fans are always SUPER -EXCITED to see you
It's a real confidence boost, you know!

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