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13th November 2023
03:25pm GMT
As a mum or dad, you feel every emotion ten-fold and sometimes it can feel like you're doing nothing right.
However, this is never actually the case and we're here to remind you with some relatable parenting tweets.
We hope that you will see these as proof that mums and dads everywhere are all in the same boat.
since the time change, the hours between dinner ending and being able to put the kids to bed is 83 hours.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 7, 2023
Good Morning to everyone except the people who tell parents to keep their kids up later during daylight saving time so they will sleep longer.
— My Life Is The Pitts Family (@LifePitts) November 5, 2023
Kid math is setting the clocks back one hour but waking your parents up 2.5 hours earlier than usual
— The Mom Hack (@TheMomHack) November 5, 2023
Picked up my kid from a play date and the other mom told me how amazing, polite, helpful and well behaved my child was, it was worrisome she didn’t know which kid was mine but I asked if I could take the one she described home with me instead
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 6, 2023
I was a terrible mother today and told my teens I hate them. Well what I really said was, ‘it’s raining so you might need an umbrella’ but apparently it’s the same thing
— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) November 9, 2023
My 3yo put stickers all over my face and then peeled them off and that’s the closest I’ve come to a facial in a long time.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) November 5, 2023
I gave my child the choice of walking one way or another. She said THIS way and ran off in a completely different direction.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) November 7, 2023
Easy mistake to make. I made one today too. Mine asked for a strawberry yoghurt so I gave him a strawberry yoghurt but the yoghurt I gave him was strawberry. I hope we have both learnt from our mistakes.
— Dookielu (@dookieloopyloo) November 9, 2023
Reasons My Toddler Cried Tonight included:
— Amy Colleen (@sewistwrites) November 8, 2023
-he wanted me to cut his toast and so I did and then he lost all semblance of composure because I did not realize I was supposed to cut just the TOAST, not the JAM
Cut my son’s peanut butter sandwich into the shape of a carrot so he’d get some vegetables.
— Mumnipotent Ruler (@MumOfTw0) November 10, 2023
I see your baker’s dozen and raise you a mom’s dozen (11 because you ate one when the kids weren’t looking)
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 6, 2023
Spoiled my daughter with new shoes and books and took her and her friends shopping and to dinner for her 12th birthday.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) November 6, 2023
Two boys from her school sent her a video of them singing, “Happy Birthday.” She messaged back, “best birthday gift ever.” I feel my status might be slipping.
Last weekend my 6-year-old was upset because she was nervous about her swim meet, so I told her if she could find some confidence and do it, I would throw a pie in her dad’s face the second he got home. That child swam like an Olympian. Follow me for more motivational tools. pic.twitter.com/HczAaZrfyB
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) November 8, 2023
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