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4th December 2018
02:18pm GMT

From today alone: "DD2 why are you trying to put a garlic baguette in the cash machine?" "Why is there an apple in your slipper?"
“We buy him nice weapons and he doesn’t look after them”. To DH while tidying DS(6)’s Star Wars and Knights toy collection.
"Stop stomping your poo down the plug hole!!!" -toddler in the shower had an accident "Don't stick your finger up the dogs *insert nose/ear etc here*" There are usually many more but those are the ones from today I can remember...
"How many more times do I have to tell you, you can't fly!" "Stop licking the cat/your shoe/leaves/the car"
"Why is this sticky/wet/here?!" "We do NOT put baby Jesus is the hoover DS, that is not where he lives!"