Musings: Can we talk about that first wee after giving birth, because JAYSUS!

The first wee is definitely up there with the pain of contractions

Due to this, my vagina thankfully went through very little, but I can't say the same thing for my stomach.

When it came to having my daughter five years later, things went pretty smoothly and I was able to have a VBAC.

While I was delighted to be able to give birth without any surgery involved, I have to say, that first wee after giving birth is not an experience I care to relive.

Seriously though, can we talk about it?

I don't think the midwives looking after me realised I'd never given vaginal birth before, because I feel like there was a few things left out of the post-pregnancy information packet.

I knew I would bleed a bit after giving birth, but I had no idea how much and don't even get me started about that weird jelly stuff that fell out of me — I've already written an article on that.

What I really could have used a heads up on was how much peeing after giving birth was going to feel like peeing molten lava.

Even a little ' hey when you pee, try not to hit your Vajayjay ' from the midwives would have been nice.

But no. I went into that loo totally unaware that I could now breath fire from my undercarriage.

I'm writing this to give anyone who wasn't aware of the after birth fire wee, but as far as advice goes.... I don't really know what to tell you.

Aim away from the curtains is basically all I can tell you, and may the odds be ever in your favour.

If you're ever concerned that any pain your feeling after birth isn't normal, please seek medical advice.

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