Dads who think that their partners NEVER want to have sex with them probably just need to pay attention to the Mum Code.
That’s according to a video made by Emily Wright, a 31-year-old mum from Australia who speaks a lot of sense, and has some sage advice for the dads out there. She says, “You have plenty of opportunity to have sex with your wife, you’re just not paying attention to the Mum Code.
“You’re asking at inappropriate times.”
With the help of a handwritten graph, Emily explains exactly when those opportunities are, proving, she says, “that it’s actually you’re fault, because we are willing if you just approach at appropriate times, and there’s plenty of chance.”
So, when IS a good time? According to Emily, there are “millions of opportunities” to have sex, but for any man who’s not familiar with the Mum Code, let us break it down for you…
1. When the kids are asleep – To be precise, 45 minutes after they have fallen asleep, but no longer than one hour and 15 minutes since they fell asleep.
2. State of the house – When the house is spotless there are “never ending opportunities”, unless dad hasn’t helped with ANY of the cleaning. If the house is a mess, it is inappropriate to ask for sex because “sex time is house cleaning time”.
3. State of hair – If it has been four, five or six weeks since mum has been to the hairdresser there is no chance of having sex. In fact, asking for it in that time is simply unfair. The best chance of sex is a week after a trip to the hairdressers, when confidence is at its highest. Sex chances then reduce over the following weeks.
4. Wine intake – No wine = not much chance. Two / three glasses = best chance. Four glasses or more = Mum will be a mess and fall asleep on the sofa.
When all of the above criteria meet, that’s the guaranteed time for sex. So, there you have it. Seems simple and fair enough…
Still not sure? Take a look and have a laugh at the very funny and clever Mum Code video, below.
