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20th January 2017
10:01am GMT

2 Your ovaries skip a beat when someone comes into work with their new baby. Then you ask can you smell its head. 3. You know exactly how many days your cycle is, and exactly when you’re ovulating every month. 4. You say things like “Life really has no meaning until you have kids” 5. You have your baby names chosen. 6. You imagine yourself preggars, with the perfect ball-bump and cool maternity gear.
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7. You have googled ‘what is a placenta' and it hasn’t turned you off for LIFE.
8. You’re okay with not getting eight hours sleep a night. Or three…
9. You can imagine having sex with your partner with leaky boobs and stretch marks.
10. You know your partner will still love you after he’s gone down the business end during the labour.
11. You’re totally cool with seeing your friends again in four years.
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